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		<title>I Write Like Raymond Chandler</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plugged the first chapter of the Project of a Novelish Nature into the I Write Like analyzer. It informs me that, based upon a statistical analysis ran on my word choice and writing style, I write like Raymond Chandler. Not too bad company to keep, I suppose. I write likeRaymond Chandler I Write Like by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plugged the first chapter of the Project of a Novelish Nature into the <a href="http://iwl.me/">I Write Like analyzer</a>.  It informs me that, based upon a statistical analysis ran on my word choice and writing style, I write like Raymond Chandler.</p>
<p>Not too bad company to keep, I suppose.</p>
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<div style="padding:20px; border-bottom:1px solid #eee; text-shadow:#fff 0 1px"> I write like<br /><a href="http://iwl.me/w/fe11a92f" style="font-size:30px;color:#698B22;text-decoration:none">Raymond Chandler</a></div>
<p style="font-size:11px; text-align:center; color:#888"><em>I Write Like</em> by Mémoires, <a href="http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/" style="color:#888">Mac journal software</a>. <a href="http://iwl.me" style="color:#333; background:#FFFFE0"><b>Analyze your writing!</b></a></p>
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		<title>A Grand Experiment</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a whole entry typed up last night, recapping what I&#8217;ve been up to lately, and it was all good to post . . . And then my computer farted and reset itself, and my pretty little entry was gone. I immediately turned the computer off and went to read to a book, lest [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a whole entry typed up last night, recapping what I&#8217;ve been up to lately, and it was all good to post . . .</p>
<p>And then my computer farted and reset itself, and my pretty little entry was gone.  I immediately turned the computer off and went to read to a book, lest I do something I&#8217;d later regret.</p>
<p>So here I am now, attempting to recreate that lost entry.</p>
<p>Tuesday night, I conducted a small experiment involving a cheap bottle of wine, my computer, and my imagination.</p>
<p>And before anyone asks, no, it wasn&#8217;t anything like this:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.slashdong.org/2008/04/10/too-much-information-about-the-interactive-fleshlight/"><img src="http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/interactive_fleshlight-e1264116107974.jpg" alt="" title="Stay away from me winky, computer!" width="450" height="337" /></a></p>
<p>Instead, I attempted to do something that I had never done before: get drunk by myself and write.  I realize that drinking, especially with the intent to get drunk, with only one&#8217;s self for company, is not generally the most admirable or lofty of goals.  In fact, such people are usually termed &#8220;alcoholics.&#8221;  But I wanted to find out, a) was I even capable of being productive whilst hammered, and b) if I were capable, would any of that prose be <i>good</i>?</p>
<p>So around 22:30 Tuesday, I cracked open the finest bottle of $7 wine that Kroger sells, and stared at the computer screen.</p>
<p>Three hours later . . .</p>
<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/ywalh"><img src="http://twitpic.com/show/large/ywalh.jpg" title="I keep referring to the brand as &#039;Night Ranger&#039; even though I know it to be wrong." /></a></p>
<p>I finished the last of the wine, stumbled drunkenly to the bathroom to pee, came back to the computer, and surveyed the damage.  I had completed some serious outlining of an upcoming section of the Project of a Novelish Nature, and written a good thousand words or so of that section.  <i>I AM TEH R0X0RS!</i> I gloated to myself.  Then I dicked around on the Internet for a while longer, and went to bed.</p>
<p>The next morning I checked out the prose, and it wasn&#8217;t bad.  It needed a little fixing: I omitted a fair number of words, used the word &#8220;transmit&#8221; three times in a sentence, and almost exclusively used pronouns instead of character names, which made things a little confusing.  Some really good dialogue made up for these negatives, so overall I was pretty happy.</p>
<p>All-in-all, I would call the experiment a resounding success.  Apparently alcohol and writing mix very well for me, which is about the only thing that Hemingway and I have in common.  Not that I plan on doing this sort of thing very often.  Drinking, like sex, is much more fun when someone else is doing it with you.  That being said, drinking and writing <i>is</i> a fun way to spend an evening, so I&#8217;m sure I will do it again at some point in the future.</p>
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		<title>The Loiterer, Or: Making Things And Being Happy</title>
		<link>http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2009/12/the-loiterer-or-making-things-and-being-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good afternoon. I am writing this post at Boston Stoker, trying to work up the motivation to brave the cold and go home. Except for a bearded, corpulent fellow who is barefoot and reading a book, I am the only &#8220;customer&#8221; here. I put that in quotation marks because I finished my hot tea an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good afternoon.</p>
<p>I am writing this post at Boston Stoker, trying to work up the motivation to brave the cold and go home.  Except for a bearded, corpulent fellow who is barefoot and reading a book, I am the only &#8220;customer&#8221; here.  I put that in quotation marks because I finished my hot tea an hour ago, and am now more or less loitering.</p>
<p>Managed to write a little bit today.  Not much, only 600 words.  I&#8217;ve been fighting a damn cold all week and mostly losing.  It&#8217;s been confined to my head, thankfully, so I haven&#8217;t been completely miserable.  But it does seem to have fucked with my muse, a belligerent Brit who shouts at me, and I haven&#8217;t felt much inspired to write since Thanksgiving.</p>
<p>No, that&#8217;s not entirely accurate.  I forgot that on Thursday I came up with a treatment for a short movie I&#8217;d like to make in the near future with <a href="http://twitter.com/ryansk" target="_blank">Ryan</a>.  It&#8217;s called GENTLEMEN OF LEISURE for now.  I&#8217;m going to let it percolate for a week or two, then write the script.  It falls into the comedy/drama genre, which is much different from the sci-fi/urban fantasy I usually write.  I&#8217;m going to have to stretch a bit to write it, and that excites me, which is reason enough to actually complete the script, even if it never makes it past the written stage.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s one more creative project that I&#8217;m entertaining doing: filming a live-reading of an old poem of mine called THE MONKEYS HAVE STOLEN MY CHEESE, but done in a &#8220;fireside chat&#8221; or Masterpiece Theatre style.  I need to revamp the poem first before that goes anywhere.  We&#8217;ll see if this one happens or not.  At the very least, I think it could be fun to make.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s odd: the office closing and the intervening month seems like it has completely rejuvenated me, both creatively and in spirit.  I want to make weird and fun things again, and hang out with people.  I guess I never realized just how unhappy I had become over the last three years.  Life has actually become enjoyable again, and being creative has been a large part of making it so.</p>
<p>Oh &#8212; the computer has just thrown up the low battery warning.  Time to post this and scram.</p>
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		<title>You Know What Scarves Are Good For?  Strangling People.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got bored today, so I went down to the Fairfield Commons to grab lunch and peruse the Barnes &#038; Noble. Also brought my laptop in case I felt moved to write. I did, and produced a quick thousand words. Now I am typing up this blog entry and trying not to stare at all the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got bored today, so I went down to the Fairfield Commons to grab lunch and peruse the Barnes &#038; Noble.  Also brought my laptop in case I felt moved to write.  I did, and produced a quick thousand words.  Now I am typing up this blog entry and trying not to stare at all the hipster kids with their skinny jeans, Uggs, scarves, and too tight clothing.  It is very hard.  I already feel overly conspicuous just being here with my laptop.</p>
<p>Oh, great.  Coldplay is playing over the satellite radio.  Just kill me now.</p>
<p>Moving on.  Must finish this quickly and get the hell out of here.</p>
<p>Work on PROPHECY GIRL continues to progress at an agreeable pace.  The other night I finally came up with a way to properly tie together the first chapter with the rest of the story.  When I started writing PG a few weeks ago, the beginning was giving me a hell of a time.  I&#8217;ve known the very first sentence for a number of years, and have had a general idea of what needs to happen in the opening chapter.  In fact, I&#8217;ve written the first chapter several times before, but have never been satisfied with it.</p>
<p>So instead of agonizing over it for another month or year or whatever, I simply skipped the first chapter and moved onto the next chapter that I <i>had</i> a grip on.  Once I did that, the words came out pretty easily.  And then the other night, with most of Part One now sussed out, an interesting (at least I hope) and workable first chapter sort of sprung into existence in my head.  I stopped making dinner, went over to the lappy, and spent the next hour transcribing what amounted to a braindump of ideas and notes.  And then as I was writing those down, a number of thoughts and ideas on the middle and end Parts presented themselves, and I wrote those down as well.</p>
<p>I was damn well starving by the time I was finished, but very happy.</p>
<p>Now: time to leave Barnes &#038; Noble before I start using scarves as murder weapons.</p>
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		<title>Completed Sep 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just finished the edits on &#8220;The Earth Dies Screaming,&#8221; my new story about a merry invasion by inappropriately named Tripods. Once I get feedback from a few people, I&#8217;ll make any appropriate changes, then start sending it out for publication. I&#8217;m thinking either Clarkesworld or Strange Horizons. Update: Looks like it will be Strange Horizons [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just finished the edits on &#8220;The Earth Dies Screaming,&#8221; my new story about a merry invasion by inappropriately named Tripods.</p>
<p>Once I get feedback from a few people, I&#8217;ll make any appropriate changes, then start sending it out for publication. I&#8217;m thinking either <a target="_blank" href="http://clarkesworldmagazine.com">Clarkesworld</a> or <a target="_blank" href="http://www.strangehorizons.com/">Strange Horizons</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong> Looks like it will be Strange Horizons as Clarkesworld is not accepting submissions till the end of September. Makes that choice easier.</p>
<p>JAB</p>
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		<title>STAR TREK INTERLUDES</title>
		<link>http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2007/03/star-trek-interludes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, some guys created a Myspace dedicated to STAR TREK INTERLUDES &#8212; replete with, of all things, a blog. Jesus, fucking losers. Anyway, some of it&#8217;s pretty good. Some of it is not. I leave you to decide. JAB P.S. &#8211; Looks like they&#8217;re attempting to and not very well succeeding at posting a new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, some guys created a Myspace dedicated to <a href="http://www.myspace.com/stinterludes" target="_blank">STAR TREK INTERLUDES</a> &#8212; replete with, of all things, a <a href="http://blog.myspace.com/stinterludes" target="_blank">blog</a>.  Jesus, fucking losers.  Anyway, some of it&#8217;s pretty good.  Some of it is not.  I leave you to <a href="http://www.myspace.com/stinterludes" target="_blank">decide</a>.</p>
<p>JAB</p>
<p>P.S. &#8211; Looks like they&#8217;re attempting to and not very well succeeding at posting a new INTERLUDE at least once a week.  Bastards.</p>
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		<title>THE OL&#039; COLLEGE-TRY</title>
		<link>http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2007/01/the-ol-college-try/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another story finished, prepped, and ready to be sent off &#8212; a task I will be performing tomorrow during my lunch break. Fortunately there&#8217;s a post office right down the road, so I don&#8217;t have to travel too far out of the way. Perhaps this story &#8212; &#8220;It&#8217;s a Wonderful Death&#8221; &#8212; will be the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another story finished, prepped, and ready to be sent off &#8212; a task I will be performing tomorrow during my lunch break.  Fortunately there&#8217;s a post office right down the road, so I don&#8217;t have to travel too far out of the way.</p>
<p>Perhaps this story &#8212; &#8220;It&#8217;s a Wonderful Death&#8221; &#8212; will be the one that gets published and then can deliver me out of obscurity.</p>
<p>Fingers are crossed.</p>
<p>JAB</p>
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		<title>A DIAPHANOUS NERD</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I think there&#8217;s something wrong with me. Yeah, I know I&#8217;m setting myself up with this one, but I really do. For example, I was working on Vengeance Interruptus, and I was trying to think of a word to describe something as translucent . . . except &#8220;translucent&#8221; didn&#8217;t come to mind. &#8220;Diaphanous&#8221; did. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I think there&#8217;s something wrong with me.  Yeah, I know I&#8217;m setting myself up with this one, but I really do.  For example, I was working on <i>Vengeance Interruptus</i>, and I was trying to think of a word to describe something as translucent . . . except &#8220;translucent&#8221; didn&#8217;t come to mind.  &#8220;Diaphanous&#8221; did.  Now I was fairly positive that diaphanous is a word, but I wasn&#8217;t sure of its meaning.  I at least figured I was using it in the wrong context.  So I looked it up on <a href="http://www.dictionary.com" target="_blank">Dictionary.com</a> &#8212; which along with <a href="http://www.dictionary.com" target="_blank">Thesaurus.com</a> make up two of my favorite web sites, I might add &#8212; and <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/diaphanous" target="_blank">here&#8217;s</a> what I got:</p>
<blockquote><p>
1. very sheer and light; almost completely transparent or translucent.<br />
2. delicately hazy.
</p></blockquote>
<p>See?  Who the fuck comes up with diaphanous first when trying to think of something transparent?  Me, that&#8217;s who.  It&#8217;s like I have some sort of nerd complex when it comes to my lexicon.  Sheesh.</p>
<p>JAB</p>
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		<title>HOLD ON TO YOUR POTATOES</title>
		<link>http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2006/08/hold-on-to-your-potatoes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, I&#8217;m still here. Been taking a break from the blog somewhat, keeping busy and trying to get past this block on Thirty Well Spent. It&#8217;s like a wall went up between me and the story I&#8217;m trying to tell. Very fucking annoying. But I think I&#8217;ve overcome it, for the most part. I wrote [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m still here.  Been taking a break from the blog somewhat, keeping busy and trying to get past this block on <i>Thirty Well Spent</i>.  It&#8217;s like a wall went up between me and the story I&#8217;m trying to tell.  Very fucking annoying.  But I think I&#8217;ve overcome it, for the most part.  I wrote a new Prologue earlier today, something completely new that I&#8217;m very satisfied with.  This in turn lead to a renewed take on Chapter One, which I made some significant headway on.</p>
<p>Thought I&#8217;d share with you the new Prologue.  Bear in mind that this is only a rough draft, so don&#8217;t feel obliged to point out every little niggling error you find.  Though I&#8217;m sure some of you will.</p>
<p><span id="more-518"></span><br />
PROLOGUE</p>
<div class="story">
<p>He leaned back in the chair, his thoughts drifting to the myriad complexities of time travel.</p>
<p>In a way, it was sort of funny how the subject is depicted in the popular media. The hero is always wrestling with the big issues: overcoming temporally-placed obstacles and barely skirting by grand paradoxes, usually with the most dire of consequences for the universe hanging in the balance should he &#8212; or she &#8212; fail.</p>
<p>Yet the smaller problems, the ones deemed &#8220;insignificant&#8221; in most stories, are rarely addressed, and they’re the ones that turned out to be the most annoying.</p>
<p>Like the one he was faced with now.</p>
<p>&#8220;Mr. Wells?&#8221;</p>
<p>He looked up, blinking rapidly, the chairwoman’s sharp tone returning him to the present.</p>
<p>A quiet chuckle escaped his lips as he considered the irony in that thought.</p>
<p>&#8220;Is there something about this situation that amuses you, Mr. Wells?&#8221;</p>
<p>The chairwoman had been cool towards him for the entire time he’d known her &#8212; about seven minutes &#8212; but he already felt the temperature in the room dropping rapidly.</p>
<p>It was going to be a long interrogation, he felt. No, that word wasn’t quite right for what was going on here. &#8220;Inquisition&#8221; perhaps?</p>
<p>&#8220;There is,&#8221; Michael Wells told her, &#8220;but you wouldn’t understand.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I see. Then perhaps you wouldn&#8217;t mind answering the simple question this body posed to you.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Okay, but it gets a little complicated.&#8221;</p>
<p>Another member of the committee leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table. A small, rectangular holographic display in front of him read BRAZIL. &#8220;I fail to see how ‘For the record, please state your name and age’ is a complicated request.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You’d be surprised,&#8221; Michael replied.</p>
<p>The Brazilian stared at him like he was a present in his yard left behind by some dog. &#8220;Enlighten us.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yay, Michael thought. Another friend.</p>
<p>&#8220;Look,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I’m not trying to be difficult or facetious. But regardless of what you think, that question is complex.&#8221; He paused, then added, &#8220;Everything about this situation is complex.&#8221;</p>
<p>The chairwoman’s expression softened. &#8220;I understand, but this will go much faster and be much easier for you &#8212; for us all &#8212; if you just answer our questions to the best of your ability.&#8221;</p>
<p>He sighed. &#8220;Okay, here goes. Technically speaking, my age can be defined three different ways. The first is &#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I’m sorry,&#8221; interrupted another committee member. &#8220;But did you say three ways?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I did.&#8221; Michael smiled faintly. &#8220;And this will be much faster and easier, for us all, if I’m not constantly interrupted.&#8221; The man’s face colored slightly.</p>
<p>&#8220;Go on, Mr. Wells,&#8221; the chairwoman said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Like I was saying, three different ways: Subjectively, physically, and temporally.</p>
<p>&#8220;Subjectively speaking, I have been alive for forty.&#8221; Michael saw the Brazilian open his mouth. &#8220;Right, I know &#8212; I only look half that old. That’s because physically this body is only twenty-one. Dr. Milo Thorpe of CrossTime can probably explain that one better.&#8221;</p>
<p>The silence that radiated from the august committee could be best described as &#8220;confounded.&#8221; Before anyone could interrupt, Michael pressed on.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is where it gets weird. You see, temp &#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>He was cut off as murmuring broke out among the committee, and rapidly grew louder. He sighed as he sipped from his own water, and tried to listen to what was being said. He couldn’t make out too many exact words that were being passed back and forth like so many rumors, but it seemed that a number of committee members had reached the conclusion that Michael was a clone.</p>
<p>Partly right, he thought.</p>
<p>The Brazilian turned from one of his colleagues and fired a glare at Michael. &#8220;Now see here, Mr. Wells. Do you &#8211;&#8221; He was nearly quickly drowned out by his colleagues, each demanding answers to their own questions from Michael.</p>
<p>Before he could respond, the chairwoman made a valiant attempt to silence the committee, which made them turn on her instead. Once more he was left alone. It was like being in a kindergarten clasroom.</p>
<p>Things were quickly getting out of hand. Michael really didn’t want to spend the rest of his natural life in front of the committee &#8212; especially considering that his lifespan was anything but natural, and that it could theoretically last quite a while.</p>
<p>Maybe he could subdue them with his words? Only one way to find out.</p>
<p>&#8220;Anyway, like I was saying, from the standpoint of the passage of time, I’m actually quite a bit older.&#8221;</p>
<p>His voice rose in volume as he continued. &#8220;I’m sure this will be difficult for many of you to believe, but I was born on April 5th, in the year &#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>The members from Canada and Venezuela were engaged in a heated argument, half-rising out of their seats as they hurled retorts at each other.</p>
<p><i>&#8220;&#8211; 1987!&#8221;</i></p>
<p>The uproar transformed almost immediately into a funereal silence.</p>
<p>&#8220;Which if you do the math, would put me at about 900 years old,&#8221; Michael finished mildly. &#8220;Give or take a couple of decades.&#8221;</p>
<p>The committee members, now quieted, glanced at each other, exchanging looks ranging from confusion and disbelief to outright hostility. Clearly several felt he was just full of shit, while some had probably realized what his being there represented and were pissed off at the future migraines they&#8217;d have as a result of it. A few simply looked weary, like they knew this was going to take a while and certainly not be &#8220;easy.&#8221;</p>
<p>The chairwoman was one of the latter. She regarded Michael once more as she took a sip of water from the glass in front of her and cleared her throat.</p>
<p>&#8220;Perhaps, Mr. Wells, you could . . . elaborate for us?&#8221;</p>
<p>He sighed, not bothering to hide it. If he was going to be the subject of a witch-hunt, he was going to at least be hunted on his own terms.</p>
<p>&#8220;Tell you what,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Let me start from the beginning.&#8221;
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<p><i>~fin~</i></p>
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		<title>THE &#039;LOGUE IS MY GOD</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh Bales</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s been an update over at the <a href="http://www.joshbales.net/novelogue/">Novelogue</a>, bascially telling you that I&#8217;ve cast aside WordPress for Movable Type and my reasons for doing so.  Let&#8217;s just say it was for a pretty cool and fortuitously timed occurence.</p>
<p>Also, since I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;ll be posting after this, let me mentionthat I&#8217;ll be in St. Louis from Friday through Tuesday or Wednesday for a much needed vacation.  I plan on reading many science fiction novels while soaking up the sun (like in that Sheryl Crow song), doing some writing, and hitting on women.  Should be fun.</p>
<p><i>Bon voyage.</i></p>
<p>JAB</p>
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