Stay a While, and Listen

September 8th, 2013 at 12:32 am | Mobile Transmissions

Bought DIABLO 3 today for the X-box 360 using GameStop store credit I earned from selling my 360 — the one I never used — seven months ago. The irony, she is thick like stew.

Playing it co-op may have just become my new favorite thing. It’s incredibly entertaining, and takes me back to the 90’s, when Nate and I would play the original networked across a pair of 486’s.

Also, gauging from her accent, my barbarian is inexplicably Russian. Most other characters encountered in the game so far speak in a stilted, vaguely English manner. I like to imagine my character adventured her way to New Tristram from Russia, leaving a trail of dead men behind her. Backstory is key, you see.

4 Responses to “Stay a While, and Listen”

  1. Sarah

    The real question is, have you tried to zoom in on her butt like you two used to do with the rogue?

  2. Josh Bales

    You know what, that never occurred to me last night. Apparently I am slipping in my perviness.

  3. Nafie Doodle

    I can confirm that I have properly ogled all the female versions of every character. The barbarian’s still my favorite, because that’s how I like my women.

  4. Josh Bales

    I appreciate you taking the time to look into this. However, I will need to confirm this myself on Friday.

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