If you’re feeling particularly brave, click through to watch a short video clip demonstrating “The Dangers of Anal Sex.” (Oh, and if you couldn’t figure it out from the title, the video is certainly NSFW.)
My heart goes out to that poor, poor cracked-out woman and her now misshapen rectum.
You can thank Sarah for showing me this one, folks. She may have clicked on the link at random, but it was only after having shown me a video of a man dressed in an inflatable whale suit attempting to awkwardly hump another inflatable whale. Say what you will about him, but the horny bastard is determined:

I can only wonder why clicking the link titled “The Dangers of Anal Sex” takes you back to your site. Probably to serve as a warning.
I prefer to let the ladies find out the hard way.
Wait a second…what ladies? I lied.
Fixed!
JAB
Man, that whale thing is really strange. Like, almost too weird, even for me.
Wow. I didn’t know you were updating this anymore and I have to say its not painting me in a good light. Yes world, I think a dude in a whale suit humping other whales is hilarious. Thank God I got that off my chest.
Is it really my fault that you send me or show me videos and miscellany of this nature?