Brain feels like it’s being fucked by a robot with a spiked codpiece. Vicadin won’t kill the bastard. Neither will sleep.
Going to the bar in the hope that beer will. My last hope.
TWITTERAGE
- Do I really strut when I walk? I was told this by several people at work yesterday. And here I always thought I had more of a swagger. about 4 days ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- NEW ON JBdN: TCIF: Ah, and now it’s that point of the day where the call volume at work convulses and dies, and ... http://t.co/cbpsb5x5 about 5 days ago from twitterfeed ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Carlo Rossi, you and your cheap and delicious wine are a true friend. about 5 days ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Okay, FINAL DESTINATION 5. There's no way at all you're going to disappoint me, right? about 1 week ago from txt ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Every time I hear someone say "I seen" instead of "I saw" my eye does an involuntary twitch. Please do not use this knowledge for evil. about 2 weeks ago from txt ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @Adam_Starr Happy 30th, mate. I hope your first day as an old man is a good one. about 3 weeks ago from Social Beat in reply to Adam_Starr ReplyRetweetFavorite
- I'm always kind of weirded out when my sister and I receive mail addressed to "The Bales Family." I mean, it's not wrong. But still. about 3 weeks ago from txt ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Something tells me this lemonade Rockstar is gonna be my best friend later this afternoon. about 4 weeks ago from txt ReplyRetweetFavorite
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One Response to “Outwitting The Robot”
Have you considered auto-erotic asphyxiation?
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