Comments on: Attention Fat People http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2008/08/attention-fat-people/ Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:31:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nate. http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2008/08/attention-fat-people/comment-page-1/#comment-1576 Nate. Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:03:02 +0000 http://joshbales.net/2008/08/18/attention-fat-people/#comment-1576 They don't make me tuck it in; I do it so when my belt buckle becomes cold, it doesn't touch my stomach when I bend over. They couldn't care less what my fat ass wears to work. They don’t make me tuck it in; I do it so when my belt buckle becomes cold, it doesn’t touch my stomach when I bend over. They couldn’t care less what my fat ass wears to work.

]]> By: Josh Bales http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2008/08/attention-fat-people/comment-page-1/#comment-1575 Josh Bales Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:06:28 +0000 http://joshbales.net/2008/08/18/attention-fat-people/#comment-1575 That's a very clever trick. I'll have to keep that in mind. Nate: See, work is a bastard for making people tuck in their shirts. I used to tuck my shirt in at work, but then I stopped caring, and started wearing jeans. And one of the Elder Rules of wearing jeans is that you never, ever tuck a shirt into them. Of course, you aren't fat, so your whole point is moot. JAB That’s a very clever trick. I’ll have to keep that in mind.

Nate: See, work is a bastard for making people tuck in their shirts. I used to tuck my shirt in at work, but then I stopped caring, and started wearing jeans. And one of the Elder Rules of wearing jeans is that you never, ever tuck a shirt into them.

Of course, you aren’t fat, so your whole point is moot.

JAB

]]> By: nick http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2008/08/attention-fat-people/comment-page-1/#comment-1574 nick Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:39:24 +0000 http://joshbales.net/2008/08/18/attention-fat-people/#comment-1574 I hide my obesity through David Blaine style magic tricks. For instance say I'm riding the bus and someone notices my obese jelly rolls hanging onto their arms in the seat next to me. Random Old Lady: Excuse me sir, your fat sems to be weighing down my arms. Me: What Fat is this? ROL: Oh my, where did your obesity disappear too? Me: Why don't you check your socks? ROL: My socks? How would your obesity have ended up in my socks? Me: Just check them. ROL: Oh dear it seems I've soiled myself again. Works everytime. -nick I hide my obesity through David Blaine style magic tricks. For instance say I’m riding the bus and someone notices my obese jelly rolls hanging onto their arms in the seat next to me.

Random Old Lady: Excuse me sir, your fat sems to be weighing down my arms.

Me: What Fat is this?

ROL: Oh my, where did your obesity disappear too?

Me: Why don’t you check your socks?

ROL: My socks? How would your obesity have ended up in my socks?

Me: Just check them.

ROL: Oh dear it seems I’ve soiled myself again.

Works everytime.

-nick

]]> By: Nate. http://www.joshuabales.net/wp/2008/08/attention-fat-people/comment-page-1/#comment-1573 Nate. Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:35:33 +0000 http://joshbales.net/2008/08/18/attention-fat-people/#comment-1573 I have to tuck mine in because it's cold at work and tucking it in helps. I am fat though, so this is a bit of a contradiction. I have to tuck mine in because it’s cold at work and tucking it in helps. I am fat though, so this is a bit of a contradiction.

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