Just got back from my first trip to the driving range of the season. My pop and I split a bucket of balls and totally whaled on them. I didn’t do too bad. My drives are, as usual, the strongest part of my games. If I could just hit better with the irons I wouldn’t be too shabby of a player. So that’s my goal this year: not suck goat ass with a 4-iron. Or a 5-iron. Or any of them, preferably.
It should be mentioned that there was a really hot chick there by herself practicing. After watching her for a few moments, my first instinct was to beat her over the head with a 5-iron (since, you know, I suck with the club anyway) and throw her in the back of my dad’s truck. Then I saw her face, saw she was a butterface, and the moment passed. But damn. From behind, bitch was hot.
JAB
I don’t know if you know this, but I read in Wall Street just last week that butterfaces make up 99.99% of women, and ruin 100% of men’s days when they see them.
But the truly hot ones, the “alsoherfaces” as I call them, oh man, they are truly great. Not as great as cars, but still a wonderful thing.
I didn’t know that, but I’m not surprised at all.
JAB
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