TWITTERAGE

• I've been inexplicably breaking out in hives on my face and arms all day. It feels great. Thank Cthulhu I have plenty of Benadryl with me. about 14 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
• Do I really strut when I walk? I was told this by several people at work yesterday. And here I always thought I had more of a swagger. about 6 days ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
• NEW ON JBdN: TCIF: Ah, and now it’s that point of the day where the call volume at work convulses and dies, and ... http://t.co/cbpsb5x5 about 1 week ago from twitterfeed ReplyRetweetFavorite
• Carlo Rossi, you and your cheap and delicious wine are a true friend. about 1 week ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
• Okay, FINAL DESTINATION 5. There's no way at all you're going to disappoint me, right? about 2 weeks ago from txt ReplyRetweetFavorite
• Every time I hear someone say "I seen" instead of "I saw" my eye does an involuntary twitch. Please do not use this knowledge for evil. about 3 weeks ago from txt ReplyRetweetFavorite
• @Adam_Starr Happy 30th, mate. I hope your first day as an old man is a good one. about 3 weeks ago from Social Beat in reply to Adam_Starr ReplyRetweetFavorite
• I'm always kind of weirded out when my sister and I receive mail addressed to "The Bales Family." I mean, it's not wrong. But still. about 4 weeks ago from txt ReplyRetweetFavorite