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FUCK THIS TOWN

November 18th, 2006 at 4:37 pm | Daylog

I hate Englewood.

I hate that there’s nothing interesting and nothing to do here, I hate that we don’t have a bookstore here because most of the residents are fucking illiterate retards, I hate whoever the hell allowed BW3′s to open in the tiny-ass plaza they’re at where there’s no fucking parking. I hate that the morons who run the Tim Horton’s in the same plaza are fucking cowards and refuse to do anything to BW3′s for using up ALL the goddamn parking — even the spots clearly marked “TIM HORTON”S CUSTOMERS ONLY.” I hate football, including Ohio State and Michigan, and every last one of the pathetic sons of bitches who descend to BW3′s to watch some stupid game. I hate BW3′s shitty atmosphere, their crappy, overpriced food, and their goddamn nickname “B-Dub’s.” And why the hell is it called “BW3′s” anyways? Shouldn’t it be BW2′s? Last time I checked it was called “Buffalo Wild Wings,” not “Buffalo Wild Wing Wackstravaganza,” or some other lame bullshit. Assholes.

And most of all, I hate the fact that I can’t do a goddamn thing about any of this shit — except move the hell away from Englewood, which I am in the near-future.

JAB

12 Responses to “FUCK THIS TOWN”

  1. nick// November 18th, 2006 at 6:20 pm

    Have you found a new place yet??

  2. Allan D'Angelo// November 19th, 2006 at 9:48 am

    Thank you! Another person that shudders at the sound of “B-Dub’s.”

  3. Bill// November 20th, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    Amen. Fuck college football. My uncle referred to Ohio State being in the lead as “We’re” in the lead: as if he had some direct influence on the outcome of the game. We will probably always find football boring because we were forced to watch some 50 odd games at Northmont.

  4. Lindsey// November 21st, 2006 at 1:28 am

    I left my I left my <3 in E-wood!

  5. Lindsey// November 21st, 2006 at 1:29 am

    <3 in E-wood

  6. Lindsey// November 21st, 2006 at 1:30 am

    you comment space is stupid. it won’t let me do a heart. it’s supposed to say

    I left my heart in E-wood.

    oh, and it’s great to be a buckeye. i love college football.

  7. Allan D'Angelo// November 21st, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    Regarding Bill’s comment, research has shown that people will often say “we won” when their team does well, but “they lost” when they do poorly.

    Nice little self-serving bias concerning team identification.

  8. nick// November 21st, 2006 at 5:36 pm

    Football is fucking fantastic.

  9. nick// November 21st, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    although the Michigan vs. OSU game was about as boring and contrived as can be with every other play being reviewed, and really nothing interesting happening.

  10. Josh// November 21st, 2006 at 6:51 pm

    I don’t really hate Englewood, or football either, for that matter. This post was basically just the rage talking writing. Englewood’s actually a nice place to live; it’s just aggravating that there is NOTHING interesting around here: no bookstores, no cool bars, nada.

    Football is just boring. Still, tons of people seem to love it, so I’m probably once again just odd.

    Everything I said about Buffalo Wild Wings, however, is the truth. You’re free to disagree with me on this one, but you’d be wrong.

    JAB

  12. nathan// November 25th, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    Maybe you and I could open a little bar called “Shit on a Stick” and call it “SS3″ and serve my BVD Selects! I mean, as long as there’s football, I assume people would eat wet feces on a stick while they’re watching.

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