A DIAPHANOUS NERD

November 16th, 2006 at 9:59 pm | Writing

Sometimes I think there’s something wrong with me. Yeah, I know I’m setting myself up with this one, but I really do. For example, I was working on Vengeance Interruptus, and I was trying to think of a word to describe something as translucent . . . except “translucent” didn’t come to mind. “Diaphanous” did. Now I was fairly positive that diaphanous is a word, but I wasn’t sure of its meaning. I at least figured I was using it in the wrong context. So I looked it up on Dictionary.com — which along with Thesaurus.com make up two of my favorite web sites, I might add — and here’s what I got:

1. very sheer and light; almost completely transparent or translucent.
2. delicately hazy.

See? Who the fuck comes up with diaphanous first when trying to think of something transparent? Me, that’s who. It’s like I have some sort of nerd complex when it comes to my lexicon. Sheesh.

JAB

One Response to “A DIAPHANOUS NERD”

  1. nathan

    Yeah, you pretty much called it on that one.

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