I do believe that the fix on [adult swim] is one of the finer pleasures of the Internet — aside from pr0n, of course. Because of adult swim fix, I can watch The Venture Bros., Metalocalpyse, and Robot Chicken online, commercial free, without having to remember to watch/record them when they air on the television. All three shows are routinely brilliant, though Venture Bros. is still my favorite. And when Aqua Teen Hunger Force starts running new episodes at the end of the month, I can watch those too. Being able to watch shows on teh Interweebs is, I think, the next best thing to having TiVo. I just wish other stations would do the same with their shows.
Speaking of other shows, I downloaded and then watched the newest episode of South Park, the one where “the boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.” (If you like, you can watch the first half of the episode on YouTube here and the second half here.) Once again South Parks proves to be one of the better-written and funnier shows on television, putting plot and a cynical “message” over irrelevant site gags and increasingly unfunny “shock” humor. It beats the hell out of Family Guy (season 4 and on, at least), that’s for fucking sure.
JAB

11 Responses to “GETTIN' MY FIX”
Man, I told you that WoW South Park episode was tits!
Oh, and on your second to last sentence, it’s “South Park”, not “South Parks”.
so the last 2 days of your life have been very important…and you don’t even mention them. i mean today you had your day of work at your grown up job and i yesterday you got to visit me!!! i think they are both notable events in your life.
I know it’s usually Nate that points out your spelling things and typos but you look up porn on the internet and not pron right? Or are you now looking up prawns in a creepy manner? I really hope it was a typo and not a spelling error.
My dearest Sarah,
Joshua has taken to certain, how you say, “liberties” regarding his internet spelling. Of course, it’s all for humor’s sake. Instead of getting “owned” by your neighbor’s ferret, Josh would say you got “pwned” by the ferret.
Instead of auto-erotic asphyxiation/violent ass fisting while watching “porn”, you’d do it while watching “pron”, according to our good host.
As long as he still thinks it’s funny, though, we should let him have it. He’s a special boy, after all.
Special message for Nathaniel Daniel Valentine, delivered in Morse code:
Feel free to translate your message by copying and pasting it at this web site: http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html
Sarah: It was a type committed on purpose (for more information on “pr0n,” search for it on Wikipedia). I wasn’t even sure what a “prawn” was until I Googled it. I do indeed look up porn on the Internet, not shrimp-like crustaceans (or “krustaceans” if you’re a homo).
Lindsey: I didn’t really feel like writing about my new job yet; I wanted to wait till I have a better feel for it. (In short, it’s a little overwhelming, but I like it quite a bit thus for.) And as for forgetting to mention visiting you . . . oops.
Also in short: The parents and I visited Lindsey Sunday at school. As expected she’s thriving so far. She showed us around the campus, we ate at Cracker Barrell, then visited the open-air mall in columbus, where I threw up a cracker barrell at the awesome Barnes & Noble. The young miss will be coming home this weekend, and I’m sure by the end of Sunday, I’ll be ready to not see her again for another few weeks.
Just kidding . . . sort of.
JAB
Somehow it is so much worse that it is an actual fake word and that you knew of its existence. I would almost rather you were just a run of the mill sexual deviant rather than a nerd.
Right, like you’re the best person in the world to accuse another of being a nerd.
JAB
SARAH GOT PWNED!
Also, Josh:
.– . .-. . / –. — .. -. –. / – — / … .- -.– / .-..-. …. .- .–. .–. -.– / -… .. .-. – …. -.. .- -.– .-..-. / -… ..- – / .- .–. .–. .- .-. . -. – .-.. -.– / .. / .– .- … / — .. … – .- -.- . -. .-.-.- / … — –..– / . .- – / … …. .. – –..– / -.– — ..- / .–. ..- -.. / -.- -. — -.-. -.- . .-.
If you’re too lazy to look it up, just know that you totally got old-timey pwned.
aww . . . happy birthday nate!
I stand by what I wrote . . .
But happy birthday too.
JAB
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