Let me just say that the necktie is the most evil piece of apparel that ever existed — even worse, I imagine, than the dreaded ladies corset.
And as for you, Mr. Caspar Isemer . . . I hope you and your little “helpful” website are one day descended upon by fire ants and devoured while you sleep. Or, if that’s asking too much, I would settle for your slumber to be fleeting and troubled.
JAB

4 Responses to “TRY TIE AGAIN”
*pointing and laughing*
Um. I wasn’t notified of this post by email. You site must be broken. As for ties…two words: clip on.
Dude, clip-on ties are tack-ey. I don’t wanna wear that shit.
Regarding the notifications, I’ve been slipping some and not bothering to send out the emails. They’re sort of pointless, anyway, and hardly ever amusing enough to warrant reading.
JAB
Clip-ons are bad, but sweaters are okay? psh. Tackey is better than emo any day.
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