There’s been an update over at the Novelogue, bascially telling you that I’ve cast aside WordPress for Movable Type and my reasons for doing so. Let’s just say it was for a pretty cool and fortuitously timed occurence.
Also, since I’m not sure if I’ll be posting after this, let me mentionthat I’ll be in St. Louis from Friday through Tuesday or Wednesday for a much needed vacation. I plan on reading many science fiction novels while soaking up the sun (like in that Sheryl Crow song), doing some writing, and hitting on women. Should be fun.
Bon voyage.
JAB
What the fuck! Goddammit Joshua Allen Bales, let a brother KNOW when you’re not going to be available to hang out on a weekend!
I’m all like “Hi Mrs. Bales, can Josh play today?” and she’s all like “No little Nathan, Josh is in St. Louis reading books (wtf) and writing and hitting women.” And I’m all like “don’t you mean hitting ON women?” and then the bitch hangs up! I mean what the fuck man.
Oops. Apparently I neglected to mention that I’m going on vacation to you. So . . .
Nate, I’m going on vacation. I’ll return Tuesday or Wednesday, and then we can hang out.
But c’mon, isn’t it way more fun learning I’ll be gone from my blog, than from me in person?
Also, if the hitting ON women doesn’t go well, then I may be forced to fall back on simply hitting them. I dunno. We’ll see.
JAB
Just remember this rule regarding “hitting vs hitting on”:
If a simple “Good day madam, do you have the time?” doesn’t get their attention, then a roundhouse kick followed by a brutal curbing will certainly do the trick.