ST. LOUIS — DAY ONE

July 14th, 2006 at 10:20 pm | Daylog

Well, we made it to St. Louis in one piece. The trip down, thankfully, was uneventful. I slept and finished a book (Chris Roberson’s Paragaea). Good times.

After getting here we dicked around the area for a while, including stopping at some mall so my mother and sister could get their shopping fix attended to. Then we checked into our hotel, which is pretty nice. Things have been made easier by us having separate rooms that are adjoined to each other. Lindsey’s and mine has two double beds, the parents has one king. Makes it so we aren’t all sitting on top of each other, but I’m sure by the end of the trip I will be ready to smother Lindsey.

I sat out by the pool for a while, enjoying the hot weather and starting another book (William Gibson’s Neuromancer). It’s kind of weird reading a noirish book about computers and cyberspace (fun fact: Gibson coined the term) set in an atmospheric and dark future while sitting by the pool on a bright and sunny day.

Very antithetical. I also had the pleasure of getting pissed off at fucktard kids and their even bigger fucktard parents. Swear to god, never have I so desperately wanted a bucket of rocks by my side to “handle” the situation than I did right then. Okay, that’s a lie. I’ve wanted to before. Quite a few times, actually. But that doesn’t diminish just how aggravated I was.

About that time, I developed a bad headcahe (what a coincidence), which lingered throughout dinner until the evening. It’s actually gone now, I just realized. I’ve been distracted by writing, so I didn’t notice. (I didn’t feel like being cooped up in the room so I grabbed lappy and went into this little breakfast area by the pool. Wrote a thousand words or so in a story, and checked my mail since the hotel has its own wireless network.)

I think I’m going to head back to the room and read some more of my book, since the headache has disappeared. Tomorrow we’re going downtown to go up into the Arch and do other shit. Should be interesting.

JAB

7 Responses to “ST. LOUIS — DAY ONE”

  1. Boltron says:

    enjoy st. louie. bring me back something french (home alone refrence 10 pts.)

  2. nathan says:

    Gibson coined what term?

    And for Pete’s sake man, why are you reading when there’s so much fucking pussy to be had?! Get out and fuck some bitches! Jesus!

  3. I just had a conference in St. Louis about three weeks ago.

    Enjoy the ride to the top of the Arch in the Kubrick-ish pods. The terrifying experience makes it worth the money.

    BTW, did you past the giant metal cross on your drive there? I believe it was on I-70 somewhere in Illinois.

    Jesus and I love you.

  4. Josh says:

    Nate: Gibson created the word “cyberspace” and even predicted the Internet and its mass usage back in the early 80s. Sorry for the lack of clarity.

    Brandon: I’d get you a souvenir, but I’m not getting anything for anyone ’cause I’m lazy and selfish. So instead you get a hug.

    Allan: I was asleep as we entered St. Louis, so no, I didn’t see some creepy-ass cross. However, we’re leaving via 70, so I’ll keep an eye out for it. Your comments on the arch have piqued my interest. Perhaps tomorrow.

    JAB

  5. Lindsey says:

    I don’t get it. why would you want to smother me by the end of the trip?

  6. Josh says:

    Because fratricide is a hobby of mine. Duh.

    JAB

  7. nathan says:

    I think you meant to say “sistercide.”

    “Fratricide” is a made-up word.

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