I went golfing today for the second time in two weeks. Nate and I went last Friday, and my pop and I went today. Both times were at the same course: The par three course at Kitty Hawk, here in Dayton. I’m not very good yet, and I may never be, but I have a lot of fun playing.
When Nate and I went we sort of fucked around and played best lie. Probably the highlight of that outing was driving the golf cart really fast, and making Super-Duper Flying Octopus Grabs. A SDFOG basically consisted of one of us hanging out the side of the cart, trying to snag the ball as we sped by. It was fun.
My dad and I didn’t make any SDFOGs (except once, and, surprisingly, he told me to go faster), but we did golf a little better. I sucked royally at the beginning, save for my driving and putting, but by hole 11 and 12 my chipping and iron-work had greatly improved. I can’t wait to go back out again, maybe do a regulation golf course.
I’m not sure where this newfound interest in golf came from . . . but I think I’m gonna blame Nate. He’s the one, after all, who went golfing for some work outing, and said he had a good time. Yeah — blaming Nate sounds good.
JAB
5 Responses to “M-M-M-MONSTER KILL”
Dude, like we both haven’t played golf video games for years at my house. But, yeah, whatever, blame me. You wouldn’t be the first…although you would be the first to blame me for something good.
Monster kill eh? Don’t see how that’s relevant to Golf, but oh well. Probably sounded relevant at the time.
We’ll have to go sometime; name a date, i’m there.
Ryan
I was trying to think of some little phrase that is always said in Mario Golf, but all that came to mind was “M-m-m-m-monster kill!” from Unreal Tourny. So I went with it.
JAB
i miss you joshie!!! see you in 7 or 8 days. that’s sooo long. i know you miss me.
Glorificus:
Only 7 or 8 days? However shall I get by without you?
Hope you’re having fun.
JAB
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