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DOMO-KUN SAY WHAT?

June 10th, 2006 at 1:04 am | Crazy Internets, Tirades

I was googling for something a little bit ago and happened upon this old Photoshopped image from years past:

Upon seeing it again, the same thing flashed in my mind that did the first time I laid eyes on it: If its caption were really true, then cats would have been extinct long ago, like back in the time of the Pharaohs.

Can you imagine if instead of a cute widdle kitten, those Domo-Kun were chasing Osama bin-Laden? I wonder if, after seeing that images, would all the hardcore conservatives whip it out right then and there? Y’know, for freedom? I submit to you this scenario:

“Hunh,” the fat ugly white pundit groaned. “That’s right, America, Bill O’Reilly’s lookin’ out for you. I’m helping God out and making the world a safe place, one sperm at a time. Oh yeah . . . take this, al-Quaeda!” With a cry of dismay, he spurted.

Yuck. Now I just made myself nauseous.

JAB

7 Responses to “DOMO-KUN SAY WHAT?”

  1. Allan D'Angelo// June 10th, 2006 at 6:37 am

    Even though I could take out every terrorist in the world in about 36 hours, I am sure that hard-lined conservatives would still be hesitant about shooting a wad for your country.

    For people like Pat Robertson and Bill Johnson, sexual sins are just as severe as violent sins and they would probably start arguing with, “Would it be okay to kill innocent babies if Osama bin Laden died as a result?”

    Regardless of whether or not pulling puds or flicking beans kills terrorists, touch your genitals often. It’s good for the environment.

  2. nathan// June 10th, 2006 at 11:41 am

    Wow, that Bill O’Reilly bit really made me lose my appetite.

  3. Brigitta// June 11th, 2006 at 1:54 am

    That’s kind of gross. But I’m impressed that you know the name for the Domo-Kun.

  4. Josh// June 11th, 2006 at 4:53 pm

    In the interest of full disclosure, I had no idea what they were called. Thankfully, there was Wikipedia.

    JAB

  5. nathan// June 11th, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    In the interest of me being an ass: if you had no idea what they were called…then how did you look them up on wikipedia?

  6. Josh// June 11th, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    I saw this picture referenced on some web site, so I googled “masturbate kitten,” which, aside from probably red-flagging me on some Internet pervert watchlist, also brought up the Wikipedia entry for the photo. And in that entry, they referenced the Domo-Kuns name.

    JAB

  7. nathan// June 12th, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    Dude, I sign up to be on internet pervert watchlists just to get it out of the way ahead of time.

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