Man, I’m 24 today. I am fucking old.

Today is day three of my four days off of work. I used up a vacation day I need to burn for today, so it’s like I’m still working my usual complement of days. So glad I still have tomorrow off, too.

Sarah and I watched Teenage Catgirls in Heat last night. It wasn’t too bad for a cheesy, low-budget gore and boob fest. One of the male leads was deliciously over the top in everything he did, and the cameraman had the odd tendency to put the camera right in the actor’s face all the time. Probably the best part about the movie was its special features. There was the Troma Intelligence Test (the T.I.T.), which covers a lot of Troma’s films. If you got a question right, you were rewarded with a clip involving some woman’s breasts. If you were wrong: a gory film clip with no boobies. After seeing a preview for Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV, Sarah agreed to watch the first Toxie film. It’s right up our alley of cheesy horror films.

Nate and I are doing something tonight, after the Grandparent comes and goes. He’ll buy me dinner, ’cause I’m awesome and it’s my birthday, and then we’ll probably settle down and play Timesplitters for the rest of the night.

I need to hurry my ass up now and go to the Why. I still have to run to Best Buy with my Pop.

JAB