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CTHULHU DOES DALLAS

February 23rd, 2006 at 12:56 am | Daylog

There’s been much photo lab merriment of late, with Nick’s birthday party Sunday night, and bowling last night. These little get-togethers really are a good time. It still baffles me occasionally just how well we all got along.

At the party, everyone brought Nick some sort of alcoholic beverage for a gift. This might sound like a sort of odd present to bring a person, but there’s something you have to understand: bringing beer to Nick is tantamount to dumping huge pots of gold in front of a leprechaun … and then watching the leprechaun eat one-half of the gold in a single night. It’s equal parts riveting and stomach-churning. Among other things, we experimented with miniature UFOS, flying them around the house and amazingly not breaking anything. A video clip of said UFOing can be found here.

Bowling was entertaining as it usually is. In a bizarre blast from the past, I saw a kid I used to bowl with in Saturday morning league, way back junior high. He’s gone on to bowl in a league three nights a week now, and now averages somewhere in the low two-hundreds. As is our usual modus operandi, Nick got drunk, everyone was loud, Andrew was a badass, Brandon shouted, “So goooood!” in his Japanese voice numerous times, Bill got angry, and — as Brandon so eloquently put it — a “dark cloud of sorrow loomed over Jason.” Some pictures … here.

The rest of the week is looking to be quite intriguing as well. I’m sure I will regale you all with my exploits at a later date.

JAB

10 Responses to “CTHULHU DOES DALLAS”

  1. Jason// February 23rd, 2006 at 9:57 am

    Wow. Guess I really bring the party down. Maybe hanging out should not be done by me anymore.

  2. Bill// February 23rd, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    Now you brought the blog down

  3. nathan// February 23rd, 2006 at 9:51 pm

    You forgot a period after “down”, sir. …More like you brought the grammar down. Good job.

  4. Allan D'Angelo// February 23rd, 2006 at 10:42 pm

    The picture of you looks familiar. However, it lacks Bill’s teeth marks in your shoulder.

  5. Josh Bales// February 24th, 2006 at 1:26 am

    Allan, dude, are you talkin’ to me? Why would I have Bill’s teeth marks in my shoulder. Explain yourself, sir! Regardless, I think those are the absolute worst photos taken of me ever.

    And the reason for the “dark cloud of sorrow” remark, which has already been explained to Jason earlier, is evident in this picture. Everyone knows that Jason is always an upbeat go-getter who radiates exuberant charm and brightness of spirit.

    Kidding, Jason, kidding. Put away the gun …

    JAB

  6. Ryan// February 24th, 2006 at 1:36 am

    For those who weren’t there, spot what’s strange about the photos, and win a prize!*

    Ryan

    *Not really a prize. Infact, it’s nothing.

  7. Bill// February 24th, 2006 at 4:09 am

    Back to the Future Part II is the greatest movie of all time. I will end my sentences with periods. Yes, I am a biter; even when sober. (Hopefully my editor will proofread this before I submit my final copy)

  8. Allan D'Angelo// February 24th, 2006 at 7:39 am

    I remember a night back in October. It was a quiet evening at Jason’s after a day of fun. But then, a bottle of Captain Morgan mysteriously went empty. Bill turned into Nosferatu and a three hour screaming match followed. I was trying to take advantage of the situation and encourage anal sex between the two of you, but to no avail. There were fluids expelled that night, but not the love juices I was hoping for.

  9. Josh// February 24th, 2006 at 11:41 am

    I recall no such night back in October. All I remember is Don Pablo’s, darts, and then later, vomiting.

    Even when 100% trashed, I am 100% hetero.

    JAB

  10. Bill// February 24th, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    I have similar memories as Josh, only with up to the minute updates of how I was less trashed than he was.

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