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Drunk

October 16th, 2005 at 2:00 am | Daylog

I’m drunk right now. Very drunk. It’s Adam’s bachelor party. We went to Don Pablo’s — which wasn’t very drunk at all. We first went to do paintball, which was fun, but now we’re fucking drunk. First, we went to Wings, where we played a darts game that seemed to last forever. And, seriously, I mean forever. Then, we went back to Jason’s house, where I drank even more, but, unfortunately, so did Bill, Bill is sorta like the Hulk when he gets angry, he gets stupid angry, where you just wanna throw him off the edge of a cliff, like a stupid apple-cinnamon muffin.

JAB

EDIT: I wasn’t sure if I should even leave this post up, since it makes no sense whatsoever. But this is a good lesson in why blogging should never be done when the poster is thoroughly intoxicated, and I just wanted to share it with you.

9 Responses to “Drunk”

  1. Lindsey// October 16th, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    i bought you a hangover present. an iced sugar cookie.

  2. Brigitta// October 16th, 2005 at 3:35 pm

    You know, I’m rather impressed with your drubken typing ability.

  3. nick// October 16th, 2005 at 5:42 pm

    “EDIT: I wasn’t sure if I should even leave this post up, since it makes no sense whatsoever. But this is a good lesson in why blogging should never be done when the poster is thoroughly intoxicated, and I just wanted to share it with you”

    what the hell is that supposed to mean? you dissin my skillz?

  4. Ryan// October 17th, 2005 at 12:30 am

    >> You know, I’m rather impressed with your drubken typing ability.

    Agree. Very impressive indeed!

    – Ryan

  5. Bill// October 17th, 2005 at 1:54 am

    I watched him type that and even in a drunken state I could tell there were a lot of typos. ha. I think that as I said in my most recent post on my page, randomcreepery.com, that we battled for the title of most annoying drunken idiot. I think I won since I was on my feet longer than Josh. However, in both cases we had about the same result. That is- getting sick and falling asleep.

  6. Bill// October 17th, 2005 at 1:56 am

    P.S. I don’t remember being angry…

  7. Josh Bales// October 17th, 2005 at 8:11 pm

    Yeah, I type surprisingly well when I’m hammered. What, only one or two typos?

    Nick: No one’s dissin’ yo’ skillz, dude.

    Bill: I think who “won,” if there is even such a thing, can be a matter of debate. You may have stayed on your feet longer, but I’m fairly certain I drank more. It’s fuzzy, but I dimly recall drinking my vodka/mountain dew drink AND drinking some of your rum. So ha!

    JAB

  8. nick// October 17th, 2005 at 8:45 pm

    thanks man, I truly am impressed with your DRUBKEN typing skills, I only wish that I could type as good when I drubkenly login to my blog, if only I could stop dribking and typing at the same time . . . . oh woe is me, now I’m depressed and I’m going to go get drubk.

  9. Bill// October 17th, 2005 at 9:48 pm

    Yes you do have me in total alcohol consumption, but I was definitely more annoying.

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