Amazing. How do I manage to find all of the dicks on Yahoo Pool?

This little gem occurred while I was taking a break from editing the first completed issue of “Destiny”:

jayrip2004: well well well we have satan da devil

satanismymojo: something like that

jayrip2004: sorry but i cant associate myself with one who associates themselves with the liar satan the devil satan is a liar and god hates liars so therefore i hate liars god can not lie

satanismymojo: whatever floats your boat

satanismymojo: but notice how i don’t hate you just ’cause your beliefs differ with mine

jayrip2004: i cant hear you liar

satanismymojo: of course you cant — i’m typing, not talking

jayrip2004: whatever liar

satanismymojo: sigh. anyways…

satanismymojo: so, go ahead and feel superior, since that’s obviously what you’re best at

At this point, I have been steadily kicking jayrip2004′s ass (who is a girl) for the past few minutes. She has just blown her shot and left me a clear path to the 8-ball and to the pocket. At this point, the little coward tries to cancel the game so it doesn’t show up as a loss on her stats and, consequently, drag her score down.

I, of course, am accomodating:

*** Cancel requested.
*** Cancel denied.

…and right before I make my easily sinkable shot, I can’t help but to make one more remark.

satanismymojo: now you can go

Okay, two more.

satanismymojo: hatemonger

jayrip2004 leaves with no further comment.

I’m willing to bet I’m gonna get a lot of these religious zealots with a name like satanismymojo. My goal from here on out is to make them all cry. That’s right — cry for mama.

JAB