HEDWIG

April 9th, 2011 at 3:18 pm | Culture, Daylog

Yesterday I went with Kristin and several of her delightful friends to see a two-person performance of HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH at Club Vex in Dayton.

Due to size limitations, the audience was small but enthusiastic, and rightfully so. The two actors, JJ Parkey and Abigail Bengson, were phenomenal. I had never seen HEDWIG the film, so we watched it beforehand so I wouldn’t be completely fucking lost during the live presentation. The film was really good, and the songs alternately amusing and touching, but in my mind it didn’t quite compare to the electric experience of seeing it performed some twenty feet in front of you by a couple of extremely talented people.

They’re putting on another performance tonight, this time at MJ’s in Dayton. If you’re not already doing something, go see it. Tickets cost no more than going to see a movie, and it’s well worth your money. Check out the Facebook page for more info.

MUTANT CHRONICLES Better Off Forgotten

April 8th, 2011 at 3:06 pm | Moving Pictures, Writing

My latest DVD review for Examiner.com’s Dayton edition is now live. I review MUTANT CHRONICLES, and quietly weep that such a badass and fantastic role-playing game was translated into a truly terrible film.

Here’s the opening paragraph:

There aren’t many movies out there based on role-playing games, and the quality of what few there are is debatable — DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, anyone? But then there is MUTANT CHRONICLES, which does not a thing to elevate the RPG-to-film genre.

Please check it out, and feel free to leave your thoughts in the comment section over there.

Old-timey Pabst Blue Ribbon Commercial

April 6th, 2011 at 10:03 am | Crazy Internets

I don’t drink PBR. Can’t stand the stuff, honestly. But a lot of my friends drink it.

And this is the road that I think a lot of them are heading down.

Room with a (Re)view

April 4th, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Moving Pictures, Writing

A couple of weeks ago I applied for and got a freelance gig writing DVD reviews for the Dayton edition of Examiner.com. I’ll be writing a couple of reviews a week for them about whichever movies I should feel like writing about.

“Cautiously optimistic” best describes my attitude about all this. It’ll be nice to actually produce content for something other than my blog, and to receive some financial compensation for it. If it goes well, then in theory my hope to parlay this into other jobs as well.

But we shall see.

I mention this to you now because my first review went up today, wherein I discuss my thoughts on THE TOURIST, specifically that with all high-caliber talent involved, it should have been a fantastic movie, instead of just being, well, mediocre. Here’s the opening line:

THE TOURIST is a film that tries to hearken back to an earlier era of glossy, romantic thrillers — the era of Grant, Hepburn, and Hitchcock — but doesn’t quite know how to get there.

Check out the rest of the review here, if you like. In fact, I would sincerely certainly appreciate it you did. And if you wish to comment on it, well, the more the better. Just please do so over on Examiner.com, so that my new overlords feel like they’re getting their money’s worth.

Hope you all like it.

Snape as a Cool Teacher

March 29th, 2011 at 4:24 pm | Crazy Internets

A pseudo alt history comic by Emmy Cicierega, answering the question, “What if Severus Snape had been a cool teacher?”

Over at her blog, Ms. Cicierega has a few more Snape-themed comics that are greatly amusing. Check ‘em out.

Hollywood and Back

March 25th, 2011 at 1:59 pm | Daylog

Been back from California for a week, but I’ve been a little too busy until now to do a proper write-up of the trip. Here’s the highlights version, with some bonus! photos.

The trip was a great success and, unsurprisingly, a hell of a lot of fun. We — “we” being my Pop and I — managed to see and do quite a bit in just a couple of days.

On the first day we explored bits of L.A. and did a lot of the tourist-y yet fun things one does. Of course, said touristing started out with getting our pictures taken with the Hollywood sign in the background.

As my friend Lauren said, it’s like the American equivalent of getting one’s picture taken holding up the Tower of Pisa.

Next, we hiked up Hollywood Blvd for a while, taking in such sights as Grauman’s Chinese Theatre and Madame Tussauds. We didn’t go into either of them, as they were already busy and time wouldn’t really permit, but being able to see them up close was pretty damn cool. And for a small donation, I was able to get my picture taken with Yoda.

If they’re reduced to posing for photos with tourists, then clearly the Jedi have fallen on hard times.

I also took a quick shot of this Scientology Testing Center, then took off before the folks inside could sic their pet Xenu on me.

We drove through Beverly Hills afterwards, taking in all the very gorgeous and expensive homes. I kept hoping I’d see a celebrity walking around so I could stick my head out the window and shriek, “OH MY GOD IT’S BRAD PITT!” Alas, I saw none.

The whole of Beverly Hills is just stupid nice and fancy. This façade of luxury extends even to their retail chains.


(Photo by Liz Hall)

Honestly, I think that this image is the one that’ll stick with me whenever I think of the Hills in the future.

Our last stop for the day was Chinatown, because, really. There’s just something inherently wrong if a person visits L.A. and doesn’t take time out to visit Chinatown.

Throngs of tourists clogged the shops and restaurants lining the streets, and that was entertaining, but what was really fascinating was diverting from the main areas into some of the smaller plazas and shops. These were mostly filled with Chinese people and were less tourist-oriented. It felt more like what my mental image of Chinatown was.

I feel kind of bad that we didn’t get any authentic Chinese cuisine. We weren’t terribly hungry, so instead we bought a couple of hotdogs from a Mexican street vendor. It was delicious.

The next day we drove over to Redondo Beach, and wandered around the pier and boardwalk for a while. I took in the agglomeration of sailboats that filled the marinas, and silently schemed on how I could get one.

We, along with a group of Japanese tourists, watched on as a couple of pelicans pester the fishermen on the pier. The pelicans would brazenly approach them hoping to snatch up any little fishies that would be dropped on the ground.

Lunch was had at Tony’s, this wonderfully nautical-looking seafood joint situated on the pier that overlooked the water. I won’t lie: I sort of fell in love with it. It’s everything that I think a seafood restaurant should be.

We also played ski ball in a rundown arcade — the Fun Factory — that didn’t appear to have been updated since the early Nineties. I tried to engage my dad in a game of Pong on this ancient black-and-white machine, but the second player’s wheel didn’t work, which seemed sort of fitting.

And I was able to finally dip my feet in the Pacific Ocean.

The rest of the trip was fun, but my dad had meetings during the day, so I mostly hung around Long Beach, where our hotel was. I whiled away my mornings visiting used book stores, and the afternoons and evenings were spent drinking beer, writing, and just generally being a lazy bastard. It was wonderful.

I’ve got more photos up on Flickr and Facebook, should you care to peruse them. And if you’re not interested . . . well, then, you can sod off.

Hipster Traps

March 14th, 2011 at 9:17 pm | Culture

I’m posting this as a warning for a certain subset of my friends.

Apparently these hipster traps are starting to appear in NYC. It can only be a matter of time till they show up in Ohio.

Please be careful.

Birthdays and Los Angeles

March 13th, 2011 at 12:47 am | Daylog

Am currently sitting in a little Mexican cantina in LAX, nursing a Dos Equis and taking a short break from reading and people watching. There’s a little atrium thing filled with an assortment of wilting plants separating the cantina from the rest of the airport, which creates a nice, somewhat secluded-feeling space in which to relax. I devoured some delicious enchiladas earlier and am thinking about ordering another ridiculously overpriced beer.

I had to get up at stupid o’clock this morning to catch a 5:30 flight out of Dayton. With the change in time zones, I landed in Los Angeles at 9:50 local time. Everything went smoothly, thank god. I made my connecting flight easily enough and even managed to grab a couple of hours of shuteye on the plane. Now I just have to wait several more hours for my dad’s plane to come in, and then we can get the rental car and go collapse and die at the hotel.

He’s here for work for a couple of days, and I am just tagging along because I am a gentleman of leisure and that is what we gentlemen of leisure do. We’re here a couple of days before his meetings, so tomorrow and Monday we’ll be doing touristy stuff, and then Tuesday and Wednesday I will be entertaining myself. I’m confident I’ll be able to do so. The hotel has a bar, after all, and I would like to get some writing done.

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My birthday was yesterday. I am now 29. I got to say, it doesn’t feel any different than being 28 did. And I suspect turning 30 will not feel much different either. Went out with my parents and grandfather last night to celebrate, and Kristin came along to meet them for the first time. It all went rather well, I think. They didn’t seem to immediately despise each other, and really appeared to get on famously. Which, you know, always makes things easier for me.

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A couple of weeks back Kristin and I were at the Webster Street Market and some lady from the DAYTON DAILY NEWS asked us what we thought about vinyl records slowly creeping back into the mainstream. Our responses were posted yesterday in the DDN’s Chatterbox section.

All I can focus on is how awful I look in the picture she took.

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There was a sort of birthday celebration for me going on the other day, which also happened to include the ladies dyeing their hair. Afterwards, there was some black hair dye left over, so they asked if I’d like to dye my hair. To which I said, “Why not?”

The results:

And that’s what I’ve been up to lately.

Tourette’s Guy

March 5th, 2011 at 10:57 am | Crazy Internets

This made me verily lolz:

Some Thoughts on Journalism Brought to You via OkCupid

February 14th, 2011 at 6:08 pm | Crazy Internets, Current Affairs

I logged onto OkCupid earlier to disable some email notifications, since I don’t really need ‘em anymore, and I clicked on the profile of someone who’d messaged me.

Her profile was pretty good and well-written for the most part, which is something I always appreciate and look for, even if she wouldn’t normally be my type. One bit in particular, however, struck me as intriguing.

Do you see which part I’m talking about?

This girl, who according to her profile is 20 and a journalism student, would like to one day be a “journalist for a magazine or popular blog.”

I’m not knocking her aspirations or mocking her, not even in the slightest; that’s not what this is about. It’s just that when I was her age and attending college, which was eight (nearly nine) years ago, most people barely even knew what the word “blog” meant. And now today, at least one journalism student would like to one day work for a blog.

It makes me wonder though if universities and journalism classes in high schools are actively encouraging their students to aspire to write for blogs in addition to the more traditional media outlets like newspapers and magazines. I suppose I could message the girl whose profile I cribbed from above, but that would probably be a slightly awkward conversation. Though I’d be very interested to talk to a journalism professor or instructor about the matter.

Let me be clear about one point: I don’t consider this to be a bad turn of events at all. It just strikes me as such a major paradigm shift for the whole profession, an profession which I readily profess to having no firsthand knowledge of — and in only eight(ish) years, too.

But any change or evolution in the industry that creates more opportunities for journalists, especially considering the general malaise that’s been gripping the newspaper industry for years, is a good thing in my mind. If anything, I think it’s rather exciting. One more reason why I love living in the future.

Just sort of blows my mind a bit, that’s all.