Quantum Theory at its Best

April 5th, 2014 at 5:14 pm | Science/Tech

Thanks to quantum theory and the crazy bastards who try to understand it, I may not have to rely solely on the Time Travel Fund after all. The article’s title sums it up.

Scientists claim that quantum theory proves consciousness moves to another universe at death:

The theory implies that death of consciousness simply does not exist. It only exists as a thought because people identify themselves with their body. They believe that the body is going to perish, sooner or later, thinking their consciousness will disappear too. If the body generates consciousness, then consciousness dies when the body dies. But if the body receives consciousness in the same way that a cable box receives satellite signals, then of course consciousness does not end at the death of the physical vehicle. In fact, consciousness exists outside of constraints of time and space. It is able to be anywhere: in the human body and outside of it. In other words, it is non-local in the same sense that quantum objects are non-local.

Lanza also believes that multiple universes can exist simultaneously. In one universe, the body can be dead. And in another it continues to exist, absorbing consciousness which migrated into this universe. This means that a dead person while traveling through the same tunnel ends up not in hell or in heaven, but in a similar world he or she once inhabited, but this time alive. And so on, infinitely. It’s almost like a cosmic Russian doll afterlife effect.

Cooking Fail

January 20th, 2014 at 8:08 pm | Mobile Transmissions

Tonight was an evening where nothing I tried to do culinary-wise went right at all. I was out of ingredients, milk was spoiled, bread seemed to maddeningly not cool all the way through, even at 20 minutes when it’s only supposed to take 4, and I dropped the last scoop of ice cream on the floor. So instead it was a dinner of fish patties, crackers and merlot bellavitano cheese, and Corona. I’m not mad, just annoyed.

One day I will conquer the kitchen. But not today.

Cooking Fail

January 20th, 2014 at 7:13 pm | Mobile Transmissions

This was an evening where nothing I tried to do culinary-wise went right at all. I was out of ingredients, milk was spoiled, bread seemed to maddeningly not cool all the way through, even at 20 minutes when it’s only supposed to take 4, and I dropped the last scoop of ice cream on the floor. So instead it was a dinner of fish patties, crackers and merlot bellavitano cheese, and Corona. I’m not mad, just annoyed.

One day I will conquer the kitchen. But not today.

Hipsters Love Beer

January 19th, 2014 at 7:11 pm | Daylog

Saw this video and Blind Bob’s immediately came to mind.

(via JWZ)

Buffycising

September 26th, 2013 at 8:45 pm | Mobile Transmissions

Eating leftover Chinese food and rewatching the pilot of BUFFY for what must be like, I dunno, probably the sixth time. This show is so 90′s, with the look and feel, the dialogue, the clothes — all of it. I love it so fucking hard.

And just to make everyone even more jealous of my wild rockstar-like lifestyle, I am doing a load of laundry and running the dishwasher. That’s like two things that use water running simultaneously. Yeah. It’s how I roll.

Pensacola, the Best of All Colas

September 8th, 2013 at 9:39 am | Daylog

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Hotel reservation (finally) made, so it’s official now.

In two weeks, I will be living la vida borracha in Pensacola.

Stay a While, and Listen

September 8th, 2013 at 12:32 am | Mobile Transmissions

Bought DIABLO 3 today for the X-box 360 using GameStop store credit I earned from selling my 360 — the one I never used — seven months ago. The irony, she is thick like stew.

Playing it co-op may have just become my new favorite thing. It’s incredibly entertaining, and takes me back to the 90′s, when Nate and I would play the original networked across a pair of 486′s.

Also, gauging from her accent, my barbarian is inexplicably Russian. Most other characters encountered in the game so far speak in a stilted, vaguely English manner. I like to imagine my character adventured her way to New Tristram from Russia, leaving a trail of dead men behind her. Backstory is key, you see.

Neglectful Parent

September 2nd, 2013 at 4:20 pm | Mobile Transmissions

Oh, look. I’ve neglected my poor little blog these past several months. Honestly, I do miss posting here, and it’s not as if I haven’t been doing all the things and have a lack of things to write about.

I’m considering just making Tumblr my primary writing tool for the time being. It’s easy to use and manage, especially for a mobile chap like myself. Have to give this some more thought.

I hope everyone has been doing well, or at the very least, are not dead.

A Neglectful Parent

September 2nd, 2013 at 1:20 pm | Mobile Transmissions

Oh, look. I seem to neglected my poor little blog these past several months. Honestly, I do miss posting here, and it’s not as if I haven’t been doing all the things and have a lack of things to write about.

I’m considering just making Tumblr my primary writing tool for the time being. It’s easy to use and manage, especially for a mobile chap like myself. Have to give this some more thought.

I hope everyone has been doing well, or at the very least, are not dead.

HeroQuestin’

May 11th, 2013 at 11:57 pm | Mobile Transmissions


It’s Friday night, which means copious amounts of DOOM II and mo’fuckin’ HeroQuest.

It’s like I’m back in my teenage years again, except now I’m happier and better looking. It’s…pretty cool.