Swash + Buckle

August 24th, 2014 at 9:50 pm | Daylog

For years I’ve wanted a replica of the belt buckle worn by the eponymous hero in THE PHANTOM. It’s nifty as hell, and would fit in well with my small, carefully curated collection of buckles.

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Reel Art sells an exact replica (pictured above), and it looks great. The problem with it being an exact replica, though, is that it is eight inches long by four inches tall, which is fucking huge — about twice the size of a normal buckle. It would look ridiculous on me in most situations, both work and public, except as part of a Phantom-themed Halloween costume.

When I have more money, I would love to commission one from a metalsmith that is about half the size of Reel Art’s, but until such time I shall just have to wait. In the meantime, a couple of weeks ago I did purchase from Etsy a new buckle that is at least similar in spirit:

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It’s heavy brass, with the vaguely Lovecraftian take on the typical pirate skull and crossbones etched on. Also it stands out without being garish, which makes it a fine alternative to my Cocky belt buckle. The Cocky belt buckle, which I’ve been wearing nearly everyday for five or six years with no incident, drew a bit of unwelcome attention at work a few weeks ago, so I felt it was prudent to get a new one. I was getting a little bored with the Cocky one anyway, so the timing worked out well.

One day, though: I will stride into work with the symbol of the Ghost Who Walks affixed at my waist, and all my coworkers will tremble in awe.

Waiting to Die

August 15th, 2014 at 6:03 pm | Music

Nightbeast, hands-down the best band in Dayton, has just released the video for their song “Waiting to Die,” and I can’t recommend enough that you check it out. Here, I’ll help:

“Waiting to Die” has been for a while my favorite song of theirs live, and I am pleased as punch that the studio version kicks just as much ass. In addition to crafting catchy tunes, Nightbeast’s shows are insane. They have a fantastic stage presence, and their shows are never lacking in energy. (And shirtless folks, but that’s a whole ‘nother topic.)

Yes, I definitely need to see them play again soon. It’s been far, far too long.

Or Mandelbroat, as Steve Brule Would Say

August 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm | Daylog

I’ve been sick since late last week, so I have not done well at writing here daily as I’d hoped. Quite literally my days have been go to work, come home, and collapse on the couch to watch some sort of action movie: the BOURNE trilogy, CASINO ROYALE, and SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO so far. I’m feeling better, so I hope to resume running soon, as well as other normal activities, which may still include watching action movies. (Running was put on hold due to a hacking cough that developed, and so I was afraid that if I suffered a coughing attack whilst on the treadmill, I would lose my footing, fall, and die.)

Since I really have nothing of substance to share, please enjoy this animated gif of a Mandelbrot set. It’s quite hypnotic, especially when viewed on a large screen.

Mandelbrot set

Like Swallowing Glass

August 2nd, 2014 at 12:09 am | Mobile Transmissions

It’s barely midnight, and I’m lounging on the couch like a walrus, sipping a throat-soothing tea that tastes like cinnamon and licorice had a one-night stand, and this liquid is the afterthought. It is helping my cold-ravaged throat, so my bitching is all in good fun. The new show hosted by Giorgio Tsoukalos (the Ancient Aliens guy), IN SEARCH OF ALIENS, is on in the background, and it, frankly, is terrible. And this is coming from someone who loves ANCIENT ALIENS.

I’m not sure what this is. I suppose it’s me flirting with the idea of writing on a daily basis again, at least on this site. I’ve been making grinding progress on a new short story, but the writing muscles are stiff, out of shape, so it hasn’t been easy. It has been fun, though, flexing them and seeing some weird shit come together on the page.

The goal for me, as I gradually wind my way around the idea, is to write a little bit each day. Even if it’s nothing more than a blob of text and a picture. Doesn’t hurt that I have a backlog of things I can write about. We shall see what we shall see.

‘Night, all.

Quantum Theory at its Best

April 5th, 2014 at 5:14 pm | Science/Tech

Thanks to quantum theory and the crazy bastards who try to understand it, I may not have to rely solely on the Time Travel Fund after all. The article’s title sums it up.

Scientists claim that quantum theory proves consciousness moves to another universe at death:

The theory implies that death of consciousness simply does not exist. It only exists as a thought because people identify themselves with their body. They believe that the body is going to perish, sooner or later, thinking their consciousness will disappear too. If the body generates consciousness, then consciousness dies when the body dies. But if the body receives consciousness in the same way that a cable box receives satellite signals, then of course consciousness does not end at the death of the physical vehicle. In fact, consciousness exists outside of constraints of time and space. It is able to be anywhere: in the human body and outside of it. In other words, it is non-local in the same sense that quantum objects are non-local.

Lanza also believes that multiple universes can exist simultaneously. In one universe, the body can be dead. And in another it continues to exist, absorbing consciousness which migrated into this universe. This means that a dead person while traveling through the same tunnel ends up not in hell or in heaven, but in a similar world he or she once inhabited, but this time alive. And so on, infinitely. It’s almost like a cosmic Russian doll afterlife effect.

Cooking Fail

January 20th, 2014 at 7:13 pm | Mobile Transmissions

This was an evening where nothing I tried to do culinary-wise went right at all. I was out of ingredients, milk was spoiled, bread seemed to maddeningly not cool all the way through, even at 20 minutes when it’s only supposed to take 4, and I dropped the last scoop of ice cream on the floor. So instead it was a dinner of fish patties, crackers and merlot bellavitano cheese, and Corona. I’m not mad, just annoyed.

One day I will conquer the kitchen. But not today.

Hipsters Love Beer

January 19th, 2014 at 7:11 pm | Daylog

Saw this video and Blind Bob’s immediately came to mind.

(via JWZ)

Buffycising

September 26th, 2013 at 8:45 pm | Mobile Transmissions

Eating leftover Chinese food and rewatching the pilot of BUFFY for what must be like, I dunno, probably the sixth time. This show is so 90′s, with the look and feel, the dialogue, the clothes — all of it. I love it so fucking hard.

And just to make everyone even more jealous of my wild rockstar-like lifestyle, I am doing a load of laundry and running the dishwasher. That’s like two things that use water running simultaneously. Yeah. It’s how I roll.

Pensacola, the Best of All Colas

September 8th, 2013 at 9:39 am | Daylog

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Hotel reservation (finally) made, so it’s official now.

In two weeks, I will be living la vida borracha in Pensacola.

Stay a While, and Listen

September 8th, 2013 at 12:32 am | Mobile Transmissions

Bought DIABLO 3 today for the X-box 360 using GameStop store credit I earned from selling my 360 — the one I never used — seven months ago. The irony, she is thick like stew.

Playing it co-op may have just become my new favorite thing. It’s incredibly entertaining, and takes me back to the 90′s, when Nate and I would play the original networked across a pair of 486′s.

Also, gauging from her accent, my barbarian is inexplicably Russian. Most other characters encountered in the game so far speak in a stilted, vaguely English manner. I like to imagine my character adventured her way to New Tristram from Russia, leaving a trail of dead men behind her. Backstory is key, you see.